Put on pants before meeting

Eat something that isn't coffee

Fix the bug that "should take 5 minutes"

Read the book you own in three formats

Write a five-year plan, or just five minutes worth

Make a backup of your project

Nod through a standup that didn't need you

Forward the email that could've been a shrug

Figure out best iron for grilled cheese sandwiches

Research the perfect todo app (in your todo app)

Rearrange desktop icons for the fourth time

Buy another desk plant you won't water